All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Spike Jones and His City Slickers
Peaked at # 1 in 1949 and, upon re-release # 18 in 1950

<Entire song is done in a falsetto little boy's voice and on most sibilant "S"'s, a "whistling" sound is 
heard, much as would be emitted by one lacking his two front teeth.  That sound is represented 
below as simply "<S>" >

SPOKEN INTRO:
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could <descending slide whistle and crash>

SUNG:
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth <S>
My two front teeth, <S>ee, my two front teeth <S>?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth <S>
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>

	It seems so long since I could say
	"<S>ister<S>uzy <S>itting on a thi<S>tle  <three attempts to sound it correctly>
	Every time I try to <S>peak
	Huh, all I do is whi<S>tle <s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s>

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth  <S>ee my two front teeth <S>? <two more attempts to sound it correctly>
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth 
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>

<Honking of "antique auto-type horn and musical (Hah!) instrumental interlude begins with 
"Jingle Bells" with background whistling and a kazoo
	<following one verse of "Jingle Bells", in quick succession: 
		tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
		tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
	horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
	horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" completes its verse

SPOKEN:
Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer
Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
Gee, but, but now when I go out and call "Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen"
None of 'em can under<S>tand me <cries>

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, <S>ee my two front teeth <S>? <two more attempts to sound it correctly>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
Chri<S>tmas<S>, Chri<S>tmas<S>
Aww, for goodness sakes
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!